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thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

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crojocreates:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

True story: When I was about 10 years old (1992) my mom took my little sister and I to McDonalds. We both wanted Happy Meals and even though we’re both girls my mom knew I always favored boys toys over the girl ones. So she had asked for a girl toy for my sister and a boy toy for me. When we sat down to eat we noticed that we were given 2 girl toys. Not even saying a single word to my mom I walked back up to the counter with my happy meal in hand and told the lady that I wanted a boy toy. She pointed to the fact that I was a girl. I said yes…I am a girl. But didn’t want the miniature barbie. I wanted the cool looking toy car. Again…she says ‘but you’re a girl’. And I’m here like…I don’t care. I want the boy toy. After that another woman, who I’m assuming was manager, asked what happened. I told her and she easily traded the girl toy for the boy toy. I said ‘thank you very much’ before looking at the other woman with a winning smirk and turning back to go sit my mom and sister.

crojocreates:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

True story: When I was about 10 years old (1992) my mom took my little sister and I to McDonalds. We both wanted Happy Meals and even though we’re both girls my mom knew I always favored boys toys over the girl ones. So she had asked for a girl toy for my sister and a boy toy for me. When we sat down to eat we noticed that we were given 2 girl toys. Not even saying a single word to my mom I walked back up to the counter with my happy meal in hand and told the lady that I wanted a boy toy. She pointed to the fact that I was a girl. I said yes…I am a girl. But didn’t want the miniature barbie. I wanted the cool looking toy car. Again…she says ‘but you’re a girl’. And I’m here like…I don’t care. I want the boy toy. After that another woman, who I’m assuming was manager, asked what happened. I told her and she easily traded the girl toy for the boy toy. I said ‘thank you very much’ before looking at the other woman with a winning smirk and turning back to go sit my mom and sister.

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vvankinq:

hamamatsu-shi:

while in history class today we were watching a movie and thIS MOTHERFUCKER CAME ONTO THE SCREEN AND I JUST

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I GASPED RATHER LOUDLY AND ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY SEAT ALL THE WHILE BANGING MY HANDS ONTO MY DESK. 

everyone stared at me for a really long time and my teacher just looked at me for a long second. APPARENTLY NO ONE KNOWS WHO THIS GUY IS I MEAN COME ON.

except my teacher. she came over to me at the end of class and whispered, “so i, uh, like your shoelaces.”

gUYS

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manaphy:

i have a great idea for a story

  • the protags are all teenagers
  • they all have some sort of power or ability whether it be from them or an outside source
  • they have to save the world

hot damn

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